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(Full disclosure: So I’m a BYU alum and have technically never played a drinking game. Nor do I seriously condone them. But did you see BYU vs. Tulsa game tonight?!! Drinking away the shame seems like a perfectly reasonable response.)

So, without any further ado, I present to you the BYU Football Drinking Game. If you’re a BYU student, you can try using milk. Doubtless it’ll prove harder than the gallon challenge, and it’ll give you another explanation for that sick feeling in the pit of your stomach.

1 Shot:

• When a ref comes onto the field and says, “False start. Number 74 on the offense. Five yard penalty. Repeat [??] down.”
• BYU’s offense going three-and-out.
• Crappy punts. (Seriously, what is his deal?)

2 Shots:

• Anything along the lines of: “After review, the ruling on the field stands.”
• BYU’s quarterback getting sacked for a loss of yards.
• Missed PATs.

3 Shots:

• Any time a ref throws a flag and says: “Personal Foul. Number [??] on the offense. Fifteen yard penalty. Repeat [??] down.”
• Any time a receiver lets a perfectly catchable ball bounce of his hands. (Add an extra shot if that ball bounces off his hands and is caught by a player on the opposing team.)
• Most fumbles or interceptions (see exceptions below).

Drain the bottle:

• BYU’s QB throws an interception…inside the opponent’s twenty yard line.
• BYU’s quarterback fumbles the football…inside the opponent’s twenty yard line.
• Momentum-draining, game-sacrificing penalties in the fourth quarter.