I never knew I misspoke so often
Me: My nose made a hungry sound.
Him: Your nose made a hungry sound?
Me: Yeah. My nose stomach made a hungry sound.
Him: Well if your nose is hungry, you should feed it.
Me: I meant my stomach.
Him: Well you said your nose.
Me: (Giving in.) Okay. So what do you feed noses?
Him: Skittles.
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- Banter


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I think if you feed your nose skittles, you might end up in the ER. Let me know how that works out for you