Apparently I’ve been hacked

So recently it has come to my attention that when some of you attempt to access my blog, this is what you see:

I feel like I need to apologize. Apparently my blog’s been giving out medical advice—and it’s not even a medical professional. It probably just has some shady medical degree from some online college or something. The only drug I’ve taken in that excerpt was the prednisone, and let me tell you, that was good stuff. Ryan affectionately refers to it as the “love drug” because when I was on it, I told him I loved him about every three minutes. (And I really meant it every time!) But other than that, I really can’t tell you about its side effects on estrus cycle functional groups. I’m sorry I led you on.

Anyway, point is, we’re working on getting things cleaned up so you can read all of my brilliant thoughts without being distracted by my medical fraud. (In this case, “we” is mostly Kartchner. But sometimes me. ‘Cause I’m a helper!)