In case of a Donner Party / Zombie Apocalypse

Family Rule #5: No eating other members of the family.

I’ll spare you the my-body-is-falling-apart gory details, but I may or may not be turning into a zombie. Therefore, this already important rule has become crucial to keeping our little family together. Ryan, being the great guy he is, says he’ll still love me even if I do become a zombie. However, zombie or not, family rules are still family rules, and he promises to be strict in the application of this rule.

As he should be.