Comments on: Lions, nightmares, and me… http://www.jennifner.com/2010/06/17/lions-nightmares-and-me/ Blogging since 2006. But, let's be honest, not really. Sun, 29 Jan 2012 03:48:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Bags http://www.jennifner.com/2010/06/17/lions-nightmares-and-me/comment-page-1/#comment-1438 Bags Fri, 18 Jun 2010 16:44:32 +0000 http://www.jennifner.com/?p=842#comment-1438 Lions are just big kittens. Kittens are evil and annoying and worthless. Bosses are evil and annoying and worthless. You hate your boss. You hate your job. You should either sacrifice a kitten or find a new job. The end. Lions are just big kittens. Kittens are evil and annoying and worthless. Bosses are evil and annoying and worthless. You hate your boss. You hate your job. You should either sacrifice a kitten or find a new job. The end.

]]> By: Sam http://www.jennifner.com/2010/06/17/lions-nightmares-and-me/comment-page-1/#comment-1437 Sam Fri, 18 Jun 2010 13:01:14 +0000 http://www.jennifner.com/?p=842#comment-1437 This is easy. Clearly the lion is the Griffindor lion, and these dreams are symbolic of you becoming a part of Griffindor. Literally, because the lion is digesting you. It's your interpretation that's wrong; these are not nightmares, but awesomeness. And if you won't believe that (which is true), maybe you will believe that Fox has been placing subliminal messages in your head (during Glee, no doubt) to get you thinking about their new film, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (in theaters December 10th). The lion is clearly Aslan. And you should probably stop watching Glee, for your sanity's sake. Also, just to be on the safe side, I wouldn't bet against the Detroit Lions this year. Clearly, they will stink, and you may want to, but don't. Just to be safe. This is easy. Clearly the lion is the Griffindor lion, and these dreams are symbolic of you becoming a part of Griffindor. Literally, because the lion is digesting you. It’s your interpretation that’s wrong; these are not nightmares, but awesomeness.

And if you won’t believe that (which is true), maybe you will believe that Fox has been placing subliminal messages in your head (during Glee, no doubt) to get you thinking about their new film, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (in theaters December 10th). The lion is clearly Aslan. And you should probably stop watching Glee, for your sanity’s sake.

Also, just to be on the safe side, I wouldn’t bet against the Detroit Lions this year. Clearly, they will stink, and you may want to, but don’t. Just to be safe.

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